she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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