took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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