Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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