there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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