if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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