i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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