Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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