my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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