everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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