I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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