then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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