i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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