Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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