Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
