Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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