PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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