i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
