why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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