i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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