she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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