There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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