I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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