There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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