I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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