Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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