Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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