Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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