big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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