clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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