I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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