yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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