I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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