he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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