Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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