Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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