when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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