My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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