I want to stick my p in your. b.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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