Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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