We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
