Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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