it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just want to make out with him forever
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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