If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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