he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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