He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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This is my gift to your gina
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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