So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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