Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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