So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Drake has all the answers
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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