a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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