im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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