Duck Duck Cougar?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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