He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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