It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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